You know what would be good now? goats Unfortunately, we haven’t yet… but there’s not long to wait. All of us here at Coffee Stain Publishing and Coffee Stain North are very (cautiously) excited to announce that Goat simulator 3 Launching on November 17th for Xbox Series X|S, it’s the perfect time of year to curl up on the couch and roleplay as Goat.
In case you missed it, we notified Goat simulator 3 More in June. This is a direct continuation of 2014 Goat simulator And it’s supposed to be the big return of everyone’s favorite female protagonist, Pilgore. The new game will be a new take on the old mayhem that courtiers know and love, but this time you can jump into four-person multiplayer with a brand new sandbox island to explore and destroy.
All this awaits you on November 17 and you can Pre-order the game today at the Xbox Store To get access to a fun (if slightly disturbing) piece of “pre-udder” gear as part of a Goat Simulator 3 Pre-Udder Edition or choose the Digital Downgrade Edition Which comes with a bunch of other revamped items from the original Goat simulator.
Pre-order your copy of Goat simulator 3 On Xbox Series X|S today!
Goat Simulator 3 – Standard Edition for pre-order
Coffee Stain Publishing AB
$29.99
Philgore’s buck! Pre-order the standard edition and you’ll get your own pre-order in the game. It’s exactly what you think it is. Gather your herd and go to Goat Simulator 3; A brand new, fully realistic farmyard experience that puts you back in the shoes of everyone’s favorite female protagonist. That’s right – we’re doing it again. The next one grows, and Pilgor is joined by other goats. You can invite up to three friends in local or online co-op, create carnage as a team, or compete in minigames and then no longer be friends. Get ready for another round of udder riots. Lick, headbutt and destroy your way through a brand new open world in your biggest time waster since Goat Simulator! We won’t tell you how to play (except in the guide), but we’ll just provide the means to be the goat of your dreams. Main features: – You can be a goat – Three of your friends can also be goats, and join you in local or online co-op – No really, there are so many goats. If you want to be fancy you can wear skins of tall goats, striped goats and many more. There is a goat for everyone! – or dress up your goat in all sorts of nonsense, from toilet rolls to tea trays. Put on a jet for all we care. – This time we actually hired ‘game designers’ and were told they added ‘a decent amount of content’; Events, NPCs to mess with, physics, status effects, collectibles, easter eggs, lies, betrayal, heartbreak – they also added minigames, lots of minigames (seven is a lot, right?) – who said anything about a musical? – You can be Keanu Ree… (Yay, I wanted to check you’re still reading) – But you can be a goldfish (true story) Disclaimer: Goat Simulator 3 is another completely stupid game. Will this game teach you how to become one with your local herd? probably not. Learning about real goats with David Attenborough or something would be the smarter thing to do.
Goat Simulator 3 – Pre-order Digital Upgrade Edition
Coffee Stain Publishing AB
$39.99
Philgore’s buck! Pre-order the digital upgrade edition and you will receive your own Kedem Ofer in the game. It’s exactly what you think it is. Gather your herd and go to Goat Simulator 3; A completely new, completely realistic farmyard experience with a sandbox. Invite up to three friends in local or online co-op, create carnage as a team, or compete in minigames and then be no more friends. The digital upgrade edition includes the base game, plus unique remastered junk from the various DLCs that came to Goat Simulator: Unique junk: – Play as Old School Pilgor – Full Tank Armor (MMO) – Goat Zero skin (GoatZ) – Terrain Helmet & Suit (waste of space) – Masks of Don Pastrami, Valentino Salami, Dolph Spaghetti and Humphrey Ciabetta (Paid) – Digital soundtrack – 3D printing files: – Pilgor – Tony the Shark – Goat Breeder – Disclosure Statement: Goat Simulator 3 is Another completely stupid game. Will this game teach you how to become one with your local herd? probably not. Learning about real goats with David Attenborough or something would be the smarter thing to do.